I ♥ Kitsch

Okay, I'm not a totally huge fan of kitsch, but I do (for some reason unknown to me) have a fondness for toilet paper covers and, apparently, crochet toilet paper (as shown below.) I've had the TP pattern written for a few years, I just haven't brought myself to admit to it until now. Maybe now that the cat is out of the bag I should go for it? ;)

What's the kitschiest thing you've crocheted?

Crocheted Toilet Paper

Cup O' Joe TP Cover

Little Owl TP Keeper

 Strawberry Shortcake TP Cover

Carrot Cake TP Cozy